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sweet candies r easy 2 buy
sweet words are easy r eesy 2 say
but sweet persons like u r hard 2 find
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u r sweeter than honey
purer than milk
warmer than mothers breast
softer than babies cheeks
brighter than full moon light
slimmer than deer
so ilove u
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i asked god 4 flower
he gave me a garden
i asked god 4 a tree
he gave me a forest
i asked 4 a river
he gave me an ocean
i asked 4 love he gave me u
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what is life without water
what is the moon without the sun
what is the tea without suger
what is my without u

If I could be an angel
I’d make your every wish come tru
but I am only human
just a girl who’s loving you!

Everyone says you can only fall in love once
but that’s not true
‘cause every time I hear your voice
I fall in love all over again.

To the world you may be one person
but to one person you could mean the world!

It’s not my fault I fell for you!
You tripped me!

Every cutie with a bootie
needs a hottie with a body!

I’m not mad at you* I’m mad at myself for thinking you’re something you’re not; and thinking that nothing would ever change* and you’d always be here for me.

I don’t have an attitude problem
you have a perception problem!

It is impossible to rightly govern
the world without God and the Bible.

Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful
hate me cause your man thinks I am!

Roses are red
violets are blue
give me all your kisses
and I’ll surely repay you!

The greatest failure is not to try and fail
but to fail without trying!

You know you’re in love when you don’t want to go to sleep because reality is much better than a dream!

مسجات مسخره
i love u.. u keep me warm..
i can't go any where
without thinking of u ..
i cann't never walk with out you
OH MY LOVELY SHOES

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if u look at the sky*u'd see the stars*
if you look at the sea u'd see me*
if u look around u'll see a fly*
u know why?
cause if u look at the mirror u'd see
a fool
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this cat* is cat* a cat*
good cat* way cat* to cat* keep cat*
an cat*idiot cat* busy cat*4 cat*
20 cat* seconds cat*
NOW READ IT ALL WITHOUT THE WORD CAT.
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رومانسية .

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do* I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

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When the night comes* look at the sky. If you see a falling star* don't wonder why* just make a wish. Trust me* it will come true* because I did it and I found you.

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Words however special... could never even start* to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.

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I feel something in my heart* it's like a little flame* every time I see you* this flame lights up* this flame is special for you* because I LOVE YOU!.…

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Love under the stars... they seem very far* but you are so close the star I love the most.

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Somewhere* some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely* remember its true that some1* somewhere* is thinking of u.

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Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know* what's simple is true* I love you.

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Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

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My love* words however special ... could never even start* to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

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The day that I'll die* when death replaces birth* I'll recognize angels' faces* because I live with one on earth.

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Loving you could take my life* but when I look into your eyes* I know you're worth that sacrafice!

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Heaven is the place where I would be* the day you would stop loving me!

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I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.

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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag* Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love * loving someone else.

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Love is hard and will always be* but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

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Don't love 1* don't love 2* but love the 1 who loves you.

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The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

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There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.

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You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

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I love three things: the sun* the moon and you* the sun for the day* the moon for the night and you forever.

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i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'

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For the world you are somebody* but for somebody* you are the world! Lots of love* Somebody.

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The first time we kissed* I closed my eyes* He closed his eyes* and then....… WE MISSED!

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Sometimes words are hard to find* to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

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Where ever you're going* I'm going your way !

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Ferrari's are red* Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

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For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue* I'm glad to say that one is you.

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I don't wanna feel the way that I do* I just wanna be right here with you* I don't wanna see* see us apart* I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

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If you're the desert* I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.

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You can fall from a bridge* you can fall from above* but the best way of falling* is falling in love!

نكت

Q: Heard the Eskimo national anthem?
A: It’s “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow”.
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Q: Why do reindeers wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work
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Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam
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Q: Did you heard about the sword swallower who went on a diet?
A: He had pins and needles for months
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Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
A: Doug
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Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
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Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front tooth?
A: Hard cheese!
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Q: Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
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Q: What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A: A flat mate!
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Q: Where did Dr Jekyll find his best friend?
A: In Hyde Park

Good friends are hard to find
harder to leave
and impossible to forget!

You were born in the heavens
up in the sky
sent down to earth
to put a twinkle in my eyes.

Of all the friends I ever met
your the one I wont forget
and if I die before you do
I’ll go 2 heaven & wait 4 you!

I look at the stars but I only see u
I look at the sun but I only see u
I look at the wodld but I only see u
please!! move off.. I waana see something else

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I wrote ur name on the sand but the wind rub it
I wrote ut name on the paper but the rubber rub it
I worte ur name in my heart so no one can rub it
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choose one of these answers
DO U MISS ME
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A) yes
yes
C) yes
D) All above
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Every time I hear a msg tone ,Ihope it comes from u. my sim cadr has a limited memory.. but my simheart has no limited memory 4 u
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Humans fall in love

it's normal

Cows eat grass

that's ok

but

when

MONKEYS can press mobile keypads

incredible

stil pressing

unbelievable

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our friendship means alot to me ,
that if we r the last people on a sinking ship
and have only 1 life-jacket
I'll
mm
...
blop
....
blop
I'LL MISS U 4 SURE ( i live)

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f the day come when I die
& go up n the sky
as I'm there so far
i'll write ur name om every star
then u look up & see
how much u really mean 2 me
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once I looked @ the moon & said "she makes me cry"
the moon looked @ me & said:"why don't u leave her?"
I looek again & said
can u leave ur sky
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A B C D E F G
H I G K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y & Z
the 1 who invited alphabets was agenious
but he made agreat mistake by
keeping "u" & "I" so far

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To my wonderful moon
when I see you, everything
(yohoon)
I want to see your
face and beautiful
(3yoon) if I couldn't call you
I might become
(magnoon)

People live
People die
People love
People cry
Some give up
Some still try
Some may forget you
But never will I

You took my heart
with your smile

You took my mind
with your sweetness

And most of all

You took my money
with this message

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born
but it wasn't really rain
The sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel.
Happy Birthday

When I call, you may smile
But when you call me,
I kiss my mobile

I asked God for a flower,
he gave me a garden

I asked him for water,
he gave me a rain

I asked him for a friend,
he gave me you

"I Miss You"

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sorry 2 inform u that u have a brain problem

ur brain has 2 parts

left & reight

the left has nothing right n it
&
the right has nothing left n it

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u r 100% beautiful

u r 100% lovely

u r 100% sweety

u r 100% sweety

u r 100& nice

u r 100% crazy

f u think these message 4 u

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A lucky star dropped on earth 1 night. it asked me:
what did I want? a million dollar or a true friend

I had 2 choose a million dollar

coz I already have u

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Days r 2 busy

Houres r 2 fast

Seconds r 2 few

but

there's always time 4 me 2 remember YOU

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Last night I dreamt of U

These morning my 1st thoughts was U

I thought of U the whole day

I think I like U

Tomorrow I'll think of V then W,X,Y & Z
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FRIENDSHIP TEST
Call if you LOVE ME
Missed Call if you are a TRUE FRIEND
Text Back if you CARE
Text A Joke if you LIKE ME
Just Ignore Me if you HATE ME?
I'll wait for your answer!

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If I don't see
YOU...
Even
If WE have...
L - talks
E - hellos
S - stories
S - greetings
Always remember that
my CARE...
will never be
LESS.....for YOU!

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Spell "FRIEND"
F - Finds way to comfort u
R - Remembers 2 pray 4 u
I - Inspires u
E - Enjoys life with someone like u
N - Never forgets u
D - Dies for u

4

Every Second, I remember you,
Every Minute, I miss you,
Every Hour, I care for you,
It's all because....X'mas is coming,
Don't forget my X'mas gift!..

5

The smallest word I know is "I"
The sweetest word I know is "MISS"
and the person I never forget is "YOU"

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you know the difference between me and the moon?

I'm writing this message & the moon is reading it.

there r 8 ways 2 describe you

nice

friendly

so cute

loving

very sweet

funny

charming

thoughtful

in short

you r just like me

what's wrong with ur mobile ؟
I tried calling u many times
Every time I dil ur number the operator says

u r calling an angel

plz call the sky 4 details

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